Saturday, October 02, 2004

No more parties.

I had a birthday party for my son today. He's nine. There were twenty screaming little kids...and it rained. That didn't disrupt the party too much, as the rain moved away quickly. My advice for anyone else considering such madness:

1. Don't even mention the word "snowcone."
2. Don't buy the biggest cake ever. It looks cool, but it draws flies and bees.
3. Don't allow a sleepover. It prolongs the nightmares.
4. Definitely set up an age/sex appropriate activity. Two TVs with video games are a lifesaver.
5. Baloons are worth the effort.

I would also have to say to take this guys advice.

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